I need a job

I need a job.

Point blank.

Have I been actively searching for a job? No I have not.

Why? Because I can't get a job and then ask for time off when my friends come to visit me in July.

I really need to get a job because I am bored out of my mind. There is only so much Sudoku I can do. There is only so much reading I can do. There is only so much loafing by the pool I can do. There is only so much cleaning I can do. There is only so much Facebook creeping and gmail checking I can do.

Can someone just hire me? I have a bachelor of science degree in Biology. Isn't worth something? I have tons of leadership and organizing experience and I'm friendly (most of the time:) I've applied, officially at Target and at Heinz (as a Laboratory Chemist) and I have filled out applications for Sephora and Beyer Living Center, but I haven't turned in my applications or my resume. Where else can I/should I apply?